What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why are fewer English people going to their local pubs for a drink? Are they aware that many pubs are shutting down due to lack of customers?

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

Are there legal obligations to report the known whereabouts of a missing person that doesn’t want to be found?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?

You Only Live Twice

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

To those people in the world who have access to universal healthcare, what experiences could you share with Americans in order for us to understand how it affects your life (positively or negatively)?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger